KIRIBAKU TEXTS

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Note: This is a different storyline/world to my other story 'TodoDeku Texts' which is out now on Kindle!

Jk lmao.

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Kiri: Good morning Bakugou! How was your sleep? 😁

Baku: I'd rather not wake up to a message with an emoji in it.

Kiri: Oh c'mon! Don't be a hoe! 😂

Baku: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?!

Kiri: Anyway, why is your room so quiet lately?

Kiri: I can't hear anything from your side of the wall. It's almost as if you've left or smth.

Baku: Maybe that's because you're so fucking loud.

Kiri: No seriously. Have you changed dorms?

Baku: Obviously not. You were in mine yesterday. With me.

Kiri: Oh yeah...haha.

Kiri: Did you steal my toothbrush?!

Baku: Why the fuck would I want your damn toothbrush?

Baku: Fuck off.

Kiri: Nvm I found it.

Kiri: Do you have my bra then?

Baku: Okay what the fuck is wrong with you?

Baku: Are you only saying this so that you can make conversation?

Kiri: Yeah. Please love me. 😣

Baku: You don't have to do that. Just be normal.

Kiri: But...how do you do that?

Baku: I dunno. Ask me how my day is going?

Kiri: How is your day going Bakugou? 😁

Baku: Shit. It got even worse after talking to you.

Kiri: Meeeaan!

Baku: See! You're normal again!

Kiri: Yay! 😁

Kiri: Can I ask you a personal question?

Baku: No. Bye.

Kiri: Wait!!!

Kiri: I just want to know who that girl was!

Baku: What fucking girl? Are you trying to make conversation again?

Kiri: Noo! Who was that girl you were with yesterday at lunch? The one with the magenta hair and orange eyes? She had a mole on her left cheek and her eye lashes were tinted. Her nails were fake and pink, her teeth were white and straight and her hair was 7 inches long.

Baku: Okay. One-you sound like a fucking stalker. Two-none of your business.

Kiri: Is it your girlfriend?~

Baku: Fuck off. Bye.

Kiri: Please stay!

Kiri: Please!

Kiri: Bakugou?

Kiri: Midoriya is talking smack about you.

Baku: WHERE IS HE?!

Kiri: I'm kidding. I just wanted your attention.

Baku: Oh my fucking God I'm going to kill you.

Kiri: Would you truly?

Baku: Huh?

Kiri: Would you truly kill me. If I made you that upset?

Baku: If you think the answer is yes then go ahead and block me.

Kiri has blocked Baku

Kiri has unblocked Baku

Baku: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BLOCK ME?!

Kiri: What? You gave me the option to...

Baku: Ugh fucking hell. What I'm saying is that I wouldn't kill you.

Kiri: Never?

Kiri: Never ever?

Kiri: Never ever ever?

Baku: If you keep texting me then I'll highly consider it.

Baku: Now get your ass to school. I wanna show you something.

Baku is offline

Kiri: Bakugou wait!

Kiri: Bakugou!

Kiri: Bakugouuuuu!

Baku is online

Baku: WTF DO YOU WANT SHITTY HAIR?!

Kiri: Thanks...

Kiri: For saying you wouldn't kill me.

Baku: That's all you wanted to say?

Baku: You're fucking unbelievable.

Kiri: Hehe 😁 Okay I'll go now. See ya~

Kiri is offline

Baku: And you're welcome...

Baku: If you ever feel threatened by me let me know.

Baku: So that I can laugh at you...

Baku: Then sort it out

Baku: But mostly laugh..

A/N: I just had some Pepsi and I'm happy. My friend is my math teach. I like my silly puppy. If emotions could talk, my happy would be silent. Jk. I'm on happy pills. Needles are okay when the jabbing feels good.