Title: Waffles
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Song Of The Week: Hallucinating- by Elohim
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Time: 8:12am
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Gerard: onii-saaaan~!!!
Mikey: nope
Brendon: wh
Brendon: what the fuck.
Ryan S: ..?
Pete: what the fUCk, Richard?
Melanie: and the meme king strikes back yet again in order to ruin yet another one of our many, many conversations. congrats, wentz.
Patrick: that's my Pete.
Pete: you know it babe *winks* *fingerguns* *2 click sounds of the mouth*
Ashley: huh
Tyler: *sneers in cryptic*
Dallon: I kinda hate that I'm in this group chat but I'm afraid to block any of you.
Brendon: and why is that Tall Doll?
Ryan R: tall what now?
Dallon: i feel like my address has already been disclosed within one of your many conversations over text, am I correct?
Brendon: aw you know me so well!
Gerard: what kind of nickname is tall doll.
Pete: I read it as tal dal by accident.
Patrick: same here.
Gerard: why isn't "tall" just spelled like "toll" though?
Frank: 'cause "toll" is already a word.
Gerard: then why didn't they spell "toll" as in "tole"?
Melanie: Because Tole is a district held within Ethiopia.
Ashley: how... the fuck do you know this?
Frank Iero: ^^
Melanie: Google Earth is fun.
Ashley: ...ah.
Patrick: well, she's not wrong.
Pete: don't mind me, just looking up the definition of "toll"
Patrick: I really need to get you a dictionary don't I...
Pete: it's all I want for Christmas.
Gerard: why is English so CONFUSING.
Dallon: Gerard, i'll tell you what I tell my kids for every single time that they ask me a question that pertains to the English language..
Dallon: Google it.
Melanie: everything is better with Google huh.
Ryan R: HEY WHEN'D YOU EVEN GET HERE GERARD.
Gerard: ...
Gerard: OH YOU KNOW JUST ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO.
Ryan R: REALLY WOW I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE YOU UNTIL NOW HOW WIERD HOW STRANGE.
Gerard: YEAH WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP LOOKING FOR MILK TO SHOVE UP YOUR ASS AT THE GROCERY STORE EVERY GODDAMN DAY AND THEN MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, YOUD NOTICE ME A LITTLE BIT FASTER, YOU KINKY LITTLE SHIT
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FanfictionWelcome back, ducklings. It's time for some more texts, memes, and cringe. A whole lot of heckin cringe. This is the sequel of TØP Texts: Next Texts **********...
