1000+ Facts And Trivia

Chapter 23: Joke! Joke! Joke!

- A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here." -

- Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance. So I pushed her over. -

- Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

- I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me. -

- Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. -

- My boss told me to have a good day... So I went home. -

- My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got bad, finally I had to take his bike away. -

- A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook it for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well, it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. It's an asshole!" -

- A boy asks his father, "Dad are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone." -

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Gf: Am I pretty or ugly?
Bf: You're both?
Gf: What do you mean?
Bf: You're pretty ugly.
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Girl: Girls are better than boys.
Boy: Then why did God make boys first?
Girl: Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy.
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Blonde: What does IDK stands for?
Brunette: I don't know.
Blonde: OMG, nobody does!
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- What did the traffic light say to the car? "Don't look! I'm about to change."

- I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Until next time.