when you're planning a party. Got7 as your decorator. (not famous ofc)
M A R K
You: um. hello ?
You: i swear-
You: hELLO ??
MT: hello-
You: um- hI ! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT YOU FOR FOREVER NOW
MT: i know, i'm sorry. i'm just a little shy around new people.
You: then why are you a party planner, if you don't mind me asking
MT: i seriously don't know
You: oh- well. it's okay. i'll just find someone else
MT: okay... good luck with your party planning
You: thank you so much.
J A E B U M
JB: sEXY STRIPPERS
JB: but also a lot of black
JB: AND SOME KIND OF SEX TOY AS THE CENTERPIECE ON EACH TABLE HAHAHA THATS FUNNY
JB: but the music has to be MCR, P!ATD, The Used, etc.
JB: HAHA AND SEXUAL CANDY STUFF THINGYS
JB: and also fake piercings if anyone wants to look emo af
You: okay, yes, this is a bachelor party, but it's not an emo one and all of those sex things are not my style-
JB: i'm so-
JB: bYE
You: what ?
JB: i said bye. find someone else if you don't like what i do >.>
You: okay-
J A C K S O N
JW: it's gotta be lit
JW: cool lights, cool decorations, cool dj, cool food
JW: and maybe glow in the dark ?
You: that seems really great, in my opinion
JW: cool, you also gotta have them play papillon
You: i've never heard of that song
JW: it's my song
You: oh- you're a singer ?
JW: no, but i want to be. i wrote that song all on my own.
You: well
You: i'll make sure to play it at my party
JW: oh my gosh thank you so much :')
You: no, thank you !
J I N Y O U N G
JY: i mean
JY: in all honesty
JY: the kid shouldn't get a party at all
JY: then he's going to turn into a spoiled brat
JY: like yugyeom and kunpimook
You: what- why-
JY: i mean, i'm just saying.
You: i'm still going to give him a party
JY: suit yourself
JY: so what was your theme again ? fire trucks ? cars ?
You: wow- it was neither of those
JY: then what was it-
You: it was just the color blue themed
JY: close enough
Y O U N G J A E
YJ: RAINBOW ICE CREAM
YJ: THE COLOR YELLOW BECAUSE SUNSHINE
YJ: SPARKLES
YJ: jakaanakan UNICORNS
You: my daughter loves all of that
YJ: gREAT THEN I'M THE PERFECT PARTY PLANNER FOR YOU
You: yay
YJ: i cant wait to decorate this party, it's going to look amazing :3
You: you're so amazing
YJ: thank you, i take my job very seriously :'>
You: i can tell
YJ: now let me get started on ordering some things ^-^
You: okay
B A M B A M
You: hello ?
BB: yEOBEOSEYO HELLO HELLO
You: wtf-
BB: idek, i just came up with it right now
You: oh
BB: yeah
You: are you my party planner ?
BB: depends... who is this ?
You: uh- m/n ?
BB: why a question mark
You: i don't know-
BB: so this is m/n
You: yes
BB: you sure ?
You: yes.
BB: positive ?
You: yES
BB: chill ! i gotta make sure, i'm not only a party planner-
You: i- wth else are you ?
BB: i can't speak of that
BB: so there's a party you want me to plan ?
You: uh, idk anymore
BB: alright. well that's your loss
Y U G Y E O M
YG: hi my name is squishy :D
YG: i'm just kidding ! ^^
YG: my name is yugyeom !
YG: i'm your party planner !
YG: i was contacting you because i needed ideas for your party :3
You: aw, you're so cute !
YG: yo, i'm not cute. i'm hella sexy. you should see me when i dance, or when i wear really tight pants.
You: woah- change up real quick
YG: yup, anyways, ideas ? ^^
You: um. anything simple i guess. nothing too fancy. it's just a small wedding party
YG: alright ! i already have an idea of something ! i'll get started soon ! thank you ! :3
You: no problem-
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Got7 Texts ! for male readers !
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