Wattpad.
The website you're on right now.
It sucks sometimes.
Like, one time, I wrote an ENTIRE book, and Wattpad deleted it. Like, bruh. That's not cool. And, why can't I look at my PAST notifications without wi-fi??
I'm not asking for much. Just a few things to meet my needs.
Okay, so that was a mini rant. Here's a bonus rant.
WHY HAVE MY TITLES BEEN ONE-WORDED LATELY? GAH I'M SO UNORIGINAL. WHY CAN'T I BE CREATIVE?
"Um.. you chose to be smart."
SHUT UP, BOYON CUBES.
NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION.
"You're not Malfoy."
YOU- wait. What?
"Bah. Nevermind."
*two years later*
Oh hey, I get it.