Me: *peeks out from under a bush and whispers* So, anyway here is the update... sorry it took so long... don't kill me.
Sebastian: *Walks into view* Miss Kitty, why are you hiding under a bush?
Me: Shh, they'll here you!
Sebastian: *frowns* Who?
Me: *hisses* The damn plot-bunnies! They have been invading big time. Knocking on the windows and doors. It wasn't bad enough that some of those damn bunnies were pushing me to read crossovers between HP and various other fandoms, but they were also pushing me to write some. I barely escaped with my life between handling schoolwork, reading fanfiction and trying to escape the plot bunnies wrath!
Sebastian: *blinks* Continue on Miss Kitty. *walks away quickly*
Me: Sebastian! Don't leave to fend off these bunnies for myself! Damn, that demon focuses too much on less important things. *looks to the side and spot a white bunny with red eyes* EEP! Wait for me Sebastian!*flees*
Bunny: *looks at readers and nose twitches* Kitty does not own anything of this story. Now what shall I torment her with this time? *hops away in search of the author, humming a creepy theme song that it only knows"
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His Butler, his lover (HarryxSebastian)
FanfictionHarry is terribly abused at the dursley's. Then all hell broke loose when harry was raped by his whale of an uncle and cousin. Calling on forces he knows nothing about. Harry forms a contract. Sebastian will protect his new young master. Even if it...