DBH Memefics (And more)

Study Time: With Markus and Simon

Simon: -Pops out from behind the door- Hiya Mark.

Markus: Hiya Simon.

Simon: I told you I would win.

Markus: Ok. Me next! -Runs off-

Now its Simon's turn, and luckily he's a better counter than Markus. He too searches high and low for his missing companion. He heads into the storage room, where it's dark and spooky. He hears groaning and growling echoing throughout the racks. To take caution, he grabs a package full of jewelry and holds it close. The growling gets closer and closer, it's just around the corner, he takes a peek, then the lights go on. He screams as he's met with a horrible monster.

North: Simon! Goddammit I said to study!

Simon: -Gasps- It's the the Wench of Jericho! (Ooh!)

North: WHO THE F**K ARE YOU CALLING A WENCH!?

Simon: Gotta use evasive maneuvers! -Throws jewelry at her-

North: -Moves closer, even more pissed- Simon...

Simon: Fall back! Fall back! Ahhh! (Run boy run!)

North: -Slaps him- Shut up! And get back to studying!

Simon: -Rubs face- Ok, just let me find our leader.

He heads to the bed rooms, calling out for Markus.

Simon: Mark? Mark? We need to get back to studying! Mark?

Markus: -From nearest room- Huh? Is someone calling me? -Peeks out into hall- Hello?

Simon: -Sees Markus- Mark! Is that you?

Markus: Hello? Who's speaking? -Has back turned to Simon-

Simon: Mark!

Markus: -Walks away- Who's calling me?

Simon: Uh..Mark? -Follows him-

Markus: Hello? -Walks away-

Simon: Over here! -Follows again-

Markus: Yes? -Walks away again-

Simon: I'M THIS WAY! -Waves arms-

Markus: Where!? -Looks around confused-

Simon: FOLLOW MY VOICE!

Markus: WHAT!? -Walks in circles-

Simon: STOP MOVING!

Markus: Ok. -Stops in middle of hallway-

Simon: Now just stay there. -Walks up to him-

Markus: -Spontaneously disappears- (Why god, why?)

Simon: What the f**k?

Markus: -Is on the upper decks- Huh?

Simon: HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING FURTHER FROM MY VOICE!?

Markus: CAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE SH*T!

Simon: JUST STOP MOVING!

He heads to the upper decks only to find Markus is not there again. He looks over the balcony to find Markus calling out for him in the street.

Simon: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!?

Markus: -Is still searching- I'M TRYING TO FIND YOU!

Simon: YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THIS BAD AT FINDING ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO FIND YOU!

Markus: I'M NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES!

Simon: YOU WANTED TO PLAY!

Markus: -Appears behind him- Oh there you are. (-_-)