Yer a Wizard Squiddy (an very hairy Harry Potter fanfic)

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Squidward and Hermione turned over to see the train about to take off.

More running? Squidward thought. He was a little out of shape because of always sitting in front of a cash register all day. His newly chiseled musclier body didn't change his stamina.

Not wanting to show his new friend what a pathetic loser he was, they pushed through the crowd of weeping quiddich moms watching they're kids leave for hogwarts for another school year.

They gasped as they make it through the train door.
"Well, let's find a seat, Squidward. I'd like you to meet my friends. They're going to like you." Hermione said.

Squidward blinked at her. Wait, we're going to sit together? Squidward cursed himself again.
"Yeah, you lead the way." He said sister smoothly.

She lead him through the the huge train lined with doors and stopped at one near the end. She opened the door and two boys turned to them. One was scrawny and had period blood hair (saying fire red hair is to basic so here we go). The other was rather strange looking, a little more muscler with jet black hair and a small scar on his forehead.

"Hermione! There you are!" The tampon head said.