Dan: are you guys okay?
Dan: sadly I can't come to America with my trusty binoculars
Phil: Dan we have discussed this
Phil: It isn't socially acceptable or legal to stalk and watch people from outside their windows
Dan: They're my friends so it's okay
Tyler: what
Dan: Nothign
Dan: Nothing
Phil: Dan wants to know what's going on with Mark and Jack because they haven't been online since yesterday
Tyler: Oh
Tyler: Ethan took Jack over to Mark's and neither of them have said anything since
Phil: Ooooh do you think that's a good sign?
Dan: Yes
Dan: Unless they got into a huge fight
Dan: And one of them is currently dead on the floor of Mark's living room
Mark: Oh shit
Mark: They're onto me
Tyler: 0_o
Dan: Poor Jack
Dan: He was so young and had so much to live for
Phil: :(
Mark: I'm joking
Mark: *photo of Jack asleep with his head in Mark's lap*
Mark: We were watching a movie and he fell asleep on me
Dan: Cute
Phil: Dan why don't you fall asleep on me like that
Dan: Because you're boney af
Dan: I like comfort when I sleep
Mark: He's precious
Dan: Ew that's disgusting
Mark: I can't believe I broke up with this Irish potato
Phil: Aw
Dan: Ew
I'm genuinely curious and I know this is random but... do you like pineapple on pizza?
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Love At First Text. Phan/Septiplier AU
FanfictionDan: HEY GUYS Dan: I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE A CHAT WITH ALL MY BUDDIES Mark: So those friends you talked about Mark: They were real?? Dan: -.- Mark: :D Phil: Dan I thought I was your best friend ;-; Dan: You are Dan: NOW BOND PEOPLE
