Dean: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him. What should I do?
Ron: Punch him so he can fall.
Luna: Kick him in the shins.
Harry: Foot him where the sun don't shine.
Michael: Dump him.
Katie: I go with Ron's idea.
Seamus: DON'T DO ANY OF THOSE!!!
Seamus: JUST ASK ME TO BEND DOWN!!!
Neville: But punching can make it easier.
Dean: Exactly.
Seamus: Neville I'm going to kill you.
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Fanfiction╰┈➤ ᵀʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ᶠⁱᵍʰᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ; ᵀᵃᵏᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ¡! ❞ Ever wonder what our wonderful friends of Harry Potter are doing with their regular lives? Lucky you! Because with help of Sirius Orion Black, I hacked into their phones and got their text mes...
