Granger, Will You Die?

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Theo: Granger, will you die?

Hermione: No.

Theo: Granger, will you please die?

Hermione: No.

Theo: Granger, can you please just die?

Hermione: No!

Theo: What if I win a Qudditch match, just for you? Then would you?

Hermione: That's not going to do anything, either. I'm still not dying.

Theo: Granger... what if I told you the Wizarding World doesn't want your kind here?

Hermione: What if I told you if it wasn't for me and my friends you would be stuck in a predicament of serving a dark master who would kill you just for breathing?

Theo: but then he would kill you :) and I want that.

Hermione: I'm not dying. Get over it.

Theo: Whatever... Granger.

Hermione: How did you get italics in your keyboard?

Theo: That's for me to know and you to never find out.

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