Theo: Granger, will you die?
Hermione: No.
Theo: Granger, will you please die?
Hermione: No.
Theo: Granger, can you please just die?
Hermione: No!
Theo: What if I win a Qudditch match, just for you? Then would you?
Hermione: That's not going to do anything, either. I'm still not dying.
Theo: Granger... what if I told you the Wizarding World doesn't want your kind here?
Hermione: What if I told you if it wasn't for me and my friends you would be stuck in a predicament of serving a dark master who would kill you just for breathing?
Theo: but then he would kill you :) and I want that.
Hermione: I'm not dying. Get over it.
Theo: Whatever... Granger.
Hermione: How did you get italics in your keyboard?
Theo: That's for me to know and you to never find out.
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