Keep It Down, Ronald!

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Hermione: Goodbye, boys.

Neville: Where are you heading, Hermione?

Hermione: I'm off to sleep.

Ron: Can I Slytherin to your bed? 😉

Hermione: Ex-excuse me, Ronald?!

Ron: 'Mione, my name might not be Luna but I sure do Lovegood.

Hermione: um.. um... I-

Neville: I didn't sign up for this-

Ron: mione one night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.

Hermione: I just want to go to BED! WITHOUT feeling like a red tomato!

Ron: Hey, 'Mione! Do you know that Hagrid's not the only giant on the campus.

Hermione: .... I have the feeling I don't want to know what you're talking about...

Ron: Babe, I'd love to get my Basilisk into your Chamber of Secrets.

Hermione: That did it!

Hermione: Goodnight!

Hermione Granger has left this chat

Ron: did it work?

Neville: it has me hot and bothered.

Ron: .......

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