Remus: I just need to ask one question!
Hannah: Oh my, God! Remus! Remus Lupin! My favorite Marauder!
Hannah: Remember when I gave you my teeth?!
Blaise: ^Wtf? ☠️
Remus: Erm... You are?
Hannah: Hannah Abbott! I gave you two!
Blaise: Who tf does that?
Remus: Sorry, I don't know you. Anyway, I have one question!
Sirius: What is it?
Hermione: Sirius, you've been on this whole time?
Sirius: I would've answered your texts if you stopped sending them back to back!!!!
Ron: I'm so close to murdering you.
Sirius: Try me bitch.
James: Language man. My kid in this group chat.
Sirius: I don't fucking care.
Lily: Wow.
Frank: lils, he isn't thinking rn.
Lily: Like always.
Remus: I HAVE A QUESTION!!!
James: THEN ASK IT DAMN IT!!
Remus: I WAS WAITING ON ONE OF YOU TO ASK ME "WHAT IS IT?!"
James: FINE!! WHAT IS IT?!
Remus: WHY IS IT CAPS?!
James: BECAUSE YOU TYPED IT IN CAPS!!!
Lavender: ..... And they tell me I'm weird.
Luna: I feel you.
Lavender: I know, Luna.
Harry: Remus, just ask the question.
Remus: WHICH ONE OF YOU BROKE-TRAILER-HOME-LIVING-MISSING-TEETH-JUNKIES STOLE MY CHOCOLATE?!
Sirius: Mate.....
Sirius: Are you checking?
Sirius: Don't make me get on your head.
Alice: Honestly, can you even "check" without James?
Luna: Checking? Are we checking for Nargles? I'll go search in the woods.
Ron: Woman... I swear to-- whatever.
Lily: It wasn't me.
James: Remus, if you don't get your Jack Gallagher looking ass out of here.
Hermione: The grammar is killing me.
Theo: good.
Ron: I'll save you.
Remus: FIRST OFF, I DON'T CARE WHO LIKE ME!!!
Remus: WHO TOOK MY CHOCOLATE!?!
Draco: He isn't talking to me. One of y'all better answer.
Dean: Missing teeth? Boi, have you seen your mouth!
Lily: Dean....
James: Nah, deserved.
Sirius: With his not knowing what 2+2 is ass.
Pansy: Language.
Lavender: And how am I not liked?
Ginny: I'm screaming. This chat is going in different directions.
Lily: SIRIUS!!!
Sirius: Whatever!!! Remus, you're so ugly, you cause Santa Claus to go back UP the chimney!
Lily: .....
Luna: Neville, do you want to go meditate?
Neville: Yes.
Neville: I would love that.
Neville Longbottom has left this chat
Luna Lovegood has left this chat
Remus: WHO TOOK MY CHOCOLATE?!??!
Sirius: WE DON'T KNOW!!!!
Tonks: ...........
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