I thought this floating box was just my imagination.
...
Wait.
If this box is really real, then ... did I really ...?
A high-pitched sound was heard.
Wait. That's me.
...
Fuck.
Okay. Okay. Compartmentalize it into the back of my mind.
So what if I died earlier? Right now I'm alive! Well, poisoned and distracted, but still alive! Muahahahahahahahaha—
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[HP IS EMPTY.
YOU DIED.]
[Start Over] >[Continue]
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—MOTHERFUCKER!
Didn't I get that poison resist thingamajic before?! Why did I still die?!
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[CLARIFICATION:
Resist : to withstand the force or effect of
Nullify : to cause something to have no value or effect]
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"hnngggrk...!" My face twitched repeatedly. Is this shitty box sassing me?!
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[INCORRECT DESTINATION.]
[DESTINATION: INTERFACE]
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...Definitely sassing me.
And what the hell is 'Interface'? Like, is that a label? A name? Brand? What?? What even are you, trasparent blue box thing?!
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[KEYWORDS INVOKED.]
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Huh?
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[DOWNLOADING PACKET DATA......
LOADING TUTORIAL......20%
......45%
......73%
......100%
LOADING COMPLETED.]
[DESTINATION: INTERFACE
TO CHECK FOR AVAILABLE INFORMATION, SAY INFO
TO CHECK FOR CHARACTER PROFILE, SAY PROFILE
TO CHECK FOR AVAILABLE AND CURRENT MISSION, SAY MISSION]
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