Peter Parker's Field Trip Oneshots

A Field Trip and the Last Doughnut || @Its_a_God_Thing on Wattpad

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Thanks @Its_a_God_Thing for letting me use your one shot.

This one shot was inspired by this video:

Peter Stark, adopted son of Tony and Pepper Stark (It's based after Infinity War) walked into the Avengers compound with the decathlon team for a field trip. Happy greeted them at the entrance.
"Welcome to Avengers Compound. I'll be giving you id passes that'll get you into certain areas. Come and get yours when I call your name," he said, "Eugene Thompson?"
Flash sauntered forward and grabbed it, after pushing Peter out of his way. Happy frowned but continued, "Cindy Moon?" "Abraham Brown?" "Betty Brant?" "Sally Arvil?" "Charles Murphy?" "Michelle Jones?" 
They all went and grabbed theirs after their name was called. Flash yelled out after they were all called, "NED AND PENIS DIDN'T GET ONE!"
Happy glared at Flash before saying, "Boys do you have your passes?"
"Yeah Happy," Peter said as he and Ned grabbed them.
Flash's jaw dropped open before Happy said, "I'll now hand you over to our tour guide, Ms. Willard."
A girl stepped forward, "Hey everyone. I'm Ms. Willard and I'm your tour guide today. First we'll be going to the R&D labs."
As they entered the elevator FRIDAY said, "Peter. Mr. Stark is requesting that you go to the living quarters."
"I-I-I can't right now FRI. I'm on a field trip," Peter said, feeling the stares of his fellow classmates.
"Alright Peter."
As they walked around the labs Ms. Willard gave the usual tour speeches which Peter and Ned had heard multiple times.
TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY DANCING BABY GROOT
After about 2 hours Ms. Willard said, "We'll be heading to the lower cafeteria for lunch. After that you will be dismissed to leave."

ome of the students grumbled and they all headed to the elevator. On the way down FRIDAY once again spoke up, "Peter. Mr. Stark would like you to know that Mr. Barton is in the vents again, so beware."

"Tell him thanks for the heads up FRI."

"I will do that."

They got off at the cafeteria and went through a short line to get food. That's when Clint decided to drop through the vents, conveniently scaring Flash who was nearby.

"HEY PETE!"

"Hey Uncle Clint...." Peter said, giving a weak wave.

Clint walked over and took Peter's apple from his plate and stuck it on his head. "Hold still."

"Clint? What are you do....." Peter began before Clint shot an arrow through the apple.

Everyone stared at the wall where the apple was now stuck through the arrow. Peter glared at Clint, about to say something before they heard, "TONY DID YOU EAT THE LAST DOUGHNUT WITH RED WHITE AND BLUE SPRINKLES?!"

"MAYBE! WHAT'S IT TO YOU?" Tony Stark yelled back.

"WHAT DID I SAY WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU ATE THE LAST DOUGHNUT WITH RED WHITE AND BLUE SPRINKLES?!"

"IT'S A LITTLE FOGGY BUT IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT RAINING DOWN HELLFIRE!"

"THAT'S RIGHT! I FEEL A STORM BREWING!"

They heard a shriek before they saw Tony running as fast as he could away from Steve. Seeing Peter and Clint he ran over, "Help me! SEND HELP!"

Peter just gave his dad a straight look before saying, "Nope. Sorry you know what would happen if you ate Uncle Steve's doughnut."

"It didn't have his name on it," Tony whined.

"Dude, it's one of the unknown rules of this building," Clint said as if it were obvious.

That's when Steve ran in with his shield and yelled, "TONY GET BACK HERE!"

"PETER, SON OF MINE, SAVE ME PLEASE! I KNOW YOU LOVE ME!" Tony exclaimed, hiding behind Peter.

That caused everyone to freeze. Flash then yelled, "PENIS PARKER! TONY STARK IS YOUR DAD?!"

(Flash you have a death list I swear)

Clint, Tony, and Steve all looked over at Flash. They all looked like they wanted to murder the guy. Walking forward, the doughnut forgotten, Tony hissed, "What did you call my son?"

Flash visibly paled and stuttered, "N-n-nothing s-sir."

"Son. Just don't," Steve said, glaring.

That's when Ms. Willard walked up, "Okay! Midtown! That concludes your tour of the Avengers Compound. Please head back out to the bus!"

The class payed no attention as they began to yell questions and stuff at Peter. All the yelling was giving Peter a migraine. Clint gently pulled Peter towards the elevator as Tony talked with Mr. Harrington.

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Upstairs.....

Peter was sitting between Pepper, Tony, and the rest of the Avengers. They were all watching Disney's Moana, per Peter's request.

"I love you guys," Peter mumbled, hugging Tony.

"We love you too Pete," Pepper said, kissing the top of his head.

So today was not the best field trip but it was still a great day for Peter.