~Incorrect Mishaps Quotes 3~

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Kirishima: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
(Name): Okay
Todoroki: Sure
Kirishima: If you want to live give me all of your money!
(Name): Bold of you to assume I have money.
Todoroki: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
Kirishima:.....
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Todoroki: So, (Name), you're gay?
(Name): Bi, Todoroki.
Todoroki: Wait, no! Don't go! I'm sorry, I was way out of line!
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Uber Driver: I'm close, where are you?
(Name): Oh, I see you.
Uber Driver: Are you the person in the middle of the road?
(Name): Yeah, floor it.
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(Name), furious: WHO ATE MY FRIES? IM GONNA FUCKING KI—
Todoroki: Sorry, I did.
(Name), tenderly: -kiss you and buy you some more. Do you want anything else?
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(Name), crying.
Todoroki: I'll destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to make sure I eradicated whatever hurt you.
(Name): I'd rather have a hug.
Todoroki: Ok, sweetheart.
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(Name): Sometimes Bakugou talks in his sleep. It's adorable!
Bakugou: Fight me... you ass... square up... I think the fuck not.
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(Name): Shouto and I are just friends.
Bakugou, sneezes.
Bakugou: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
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(Name), trying to flirt: I really like your name.
Todoroki: Thanks I got it for my birthday.
Kirishima, whispering to (Name): You sure you want that one?
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(Name), sneaking in through her dorm's window.
Kirishima, turning in his chair and flicking the light on: You want to tell me where you've been all night?
(Name): I-I was with Shouto?
Todoroki, turning in his chair: Want to try again?
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Todoroki: (Name)—(Name), do the cute thing.
(Name), exists.
Todoroki: Holy fuck
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