Lucifer: I bet someone killed him and stepped into his skin and is now pretending to be him
Lucifer: This is a joke
Lucifer: He's still alive
Lucifer: Probably
Lucifer: But we'll never really know
Castiel: Dean's literally in the hospital right now and you're making jokes about someone murdering him and wearing his skin in some supernatural-esque way
Lucifer: I'm sorry
Lucifer: I'm weird
Lucifer: I can't turn it on and off like a light switch
Lucifer: I'm sure Dean's gonna be okay tho
Lucifer: He's a tough cookie
Lucifer: WITH A LONG HISTORY OF BREAKING LITTLE HEARTS LIKE THE ONE IN ME
Lucifer: I forget most of the words
Lucifer: But I was the master at this song on guitar hero
Castiel: That's so not relevant to the conversation
Lucifer: Sorry idk how to stay on one topic
Lucifer: My brain just kinda wanders and my mouth follows it
Lucifer: My fingers follow it
Lucifer: This is a text message
Lucifer: Not a phone call
Lucifer: You get what I mean
Lucifer: Sorry it's really late and I should probably be in bed but I'm actually just eating Mac n cheese
Lucifer: Anyway
Lucifer: Keep me updated on Deano
Lucifer: I'm sure he's okay tho
Lucifer: I just wanna be sure that I should be sure
Lucifer: Ya know?
Castiel: ... okay
Castiel: But if you're just saying you think he's okay because you think that I don't know he's not okay, you can stop now. I found a video of it. He's very clearly not okay. In fact, it kinda looks like his lower leg is only attached by the skin. Doesn't quite strike me as okay.
Lucifer: Ohhhh
Lucifer: Yeah I meant to tell you not to do that
Lucifer: Although knowing you
Lucifer: You would have looked it up anyway
Lucifer: But I'm sure he'll be okay anyway
Lucifer: And I'm not just saying that to make you feel better
Lucifer: Winchester's a smart man, he'll be fine
Lucifer: And before he was your friend he was mine
Lucifer: If we try to fight in every revolution we never stop
Lucifer: Where do we draw the line
Lucifer: So quick witted
Lucifer: Alas I admit it
Lucifer: I bet you were quite a lawyer
Lucifer: My defendants got acquitted
Castiel: What are you doing
Lucifer: It was gonna be a Hamilton parade
Lucifer: Parady
Lucifer: Parody
Lucifer: I can spell
Lucifer: It was gonna be a Hamilton parasomething
Lucifer: But then it just kinda became Hamilton
Lucifer: Dean got me hooked on Hamilton and now I'm obsessed
Lucifer: Help meeeee
Lucifer: I always feel super smart when I use words like intransigent in the songs tho
Lucifer: Sorry this is really off topic
Lucifer: I'm totally wasting your time rn I'm sorry
Castiel: I really don't have anywhere to be right now so don't be sorry.
Lucifer: So I can keep wasting your time?
Castiel: Sure. Why not?
Lucifer: Y33T
Lucifer: HOW DOES A BASTARD, ORPHAN, SON OF A WHORE
Lucifer: AND A SCOTSMAN DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A FORGOTTEN SPOT IN THE CARIBBEAN
Lucifer: BY PROVIDENCE IMPOVERISHED AND SCHOLAR
Lucifer: GROW UP TO BE A HERO AND A SCHOLAR
Lucifer: THE TEN DOLLAH
Lucifer: FOUNDING FATHER WITHOUT A FATHAH
Castiel puts his phone down on the table. This might go on for a while.
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Standing Together
Fanfiction***Third book in the Strings Attached series*** So, maybe Dean wasn't exaggerating after all when he called this a once-in-a-lifetime trip. Marriage proposals typically don't happen more than once, after all. Will Castiel say yes, or will he break...
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