4/01/2019

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A day to joke and fake, but the love will always be real. 

"Dear Taehying,

Fuck, I killed someone today. I just snapped! He wouldn't tell me where the fuck he got his shoes, I had no choice! Damn fucking mailmen and their shoe secrecy. I stole the shoes and am wearing them now, I'm in love with the shoes.

There's blood everywhere, I think I'll clean it up later... April Fools! I gotcha you garden ho.

I'm sorry for my weirdness, I can't help it. Don't worry about the mailman though, he's doing great! Shout out to my homie Mr. Postman, he's out there throwing envelopes at people right now.

If you fell for that, you are so gullible. Hm, I'll love you anyway.

Sincerely,
Fanboy"

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