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Lancerdancer69: are you Satan?? Cuz damn boy that ass is on fire
Whyamihere: are we ever going to stop starting all our conversations with ironic pickup lines?
Lancerdancer69: wait...
Lancerdancer69: they were supposed to be ironic?
Whyamihere: Lance you literally just said my ass is on fire
Lancerdancer69: and..?
Whyamihere: ...
Whyamihere: you know what never mind
Whyamihere: your coming to school tomorrow right?
Lancerdancer69: yup! It's gonna be way easy to recognise you.
Whyamihere: hm, and how is that exactly?
Lancerdancer69: oh, I'm sure it won't be that hard. I just have to look for some loser hiding in a corner smoking or something
Whyamihere: well all I'll have to do is look for some dude calling some poor girl a fire jutsu
Lancerdancer69: THAT WAS ONE TIME!!
Lancerdancer69: all you have to do is look for a pretty boy with blue eyes ;)
Whyamihere: pretty people don't have their girlfriends breaking up with them every five seconds last time I checked
Lancerdancer69: hey!
Lancerdancer69: that's actually rude :(
Lancerdancer69: what's your deal anyway?
Whyamihere: do we have to talk about this?
Lancerdancer69: no seriously, why can't you just trust me?
Whyamihere: please don't bring this up lance
Lancerdancer69: Why do you push me away? I'm being friendly!
Whyamihere: dont
Lancerdancer69: are you just trying to be edgy or something?
Whyamihere: lance
Lancerdancer69: to look cool?
Whyamihere: for hell sake, can you be any more fucking aggressive?
Lancerdancer69: ...
Lancerdancer69: sorry
Whyamihere: that's what I thought
Lancerdancer69: I shouldn't have um, mentioned anything
Whyamihere: do you seriously expect me to trust you? I barely know anything about you.
Lancerdancer69: true...I guess everyone opens up at different speeds huh? I shouldn't pressure you, that was uh..wrong of me.
Whyamihere: it's okay I guess. I don't blame you for getting frustrated with me.... Anyway, do you know what classes you're in yet? You're coming tomorrow in the end.
Lancerdancer69: yeah. I got emailed. Apparently my main classes are algebra, geometry, biology, and chemistry. Which sounds alright to me I guess.
Whyamihere: oh fuck
Whyamihere: you're in 3 of my classes
Whyamihere: ughhhhh
Whyamihere: why
Lancerdancer69: Yay!! :D
Lancerdancer69: which ones??
Whyamihere: hell no why would I tell you that??
Lancerdancer69: Cuz you're absolutely in love with me
Whyamihere: oh, yeah for sure
Whyamihere: you're like, seriously so hot. Ah! Fuck me harder lance.
Lancerdancer69: yup! That's exactly what you'll be thinking when you meet me
Whyamihere: totally
Lancerdancer69: bet
Whyamihere: uh-huh
Lancerdancer69: ...
Whyamihere: ...
Whyamihere: are you done being egotistical now?
Lancerdancer69: shut up K
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Fanfiction"Are you clinically insane or just incredibly annoying?" "I don't know, probably both." - Lance never intended to accidentally message a complete stranger, but in the end, he didn't intend to fall in love with him either.
