I Dedicate this chapter to my Unicorn Knight Best friend over here! *points to ItsClassic* See I know what your all wondering why?!
Cause this dude my Bros is like a super awesome person that likes my book!
I know you probably do too, but this dude is my unicorn homie over here!
I HAVE MORE SPOTS FOR FRIENDS BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF FAKERS AND A SMALL AMOUNT OF LOVERS!
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So you know how we woshed away?
Yeah we're at this pretty cool looking house? I think!
"Ah child I sense great magic from you!" He said.
YOU DO REALIZE I'M STILL A BABY AND YOU TOOK ME AWAY FROM MY FAMILY!
"I still need to adopt you!" He said.
WAAAIT BACK UP TO WHEN YOU SAID "NEED" WHO DO I LOOK LIKE AN ORPHAN!?
Well I may have been near the orphanage yeah! But that don't mean I'm an orphan!
"Let me take you inside child!" He said, and walked inside with me.
Am I alright?
You know when I died I always used logic none of this is logical!
Are you the same man that kidnapped me? Wait! No you aren't what the flupper nuggets?!
Did this happen when I was asleep!?
Like bitch what the hell happened when I fell asleep?
(Did I forget to mention I have a sunburn on my face? )
So can you like let me sleep cause this lazy mouse is tired!
(WAIT DON'T FALL ASLEEP!)
(WHY THE PANCAKES NOT?!)
(CAUSE THE CHAPTER WILL BE TO SHORT!)
(Like you?)
(H-How dare you!)
(*giggles and falls asleep*)
(*is picked up by a unicorn and was flown to the clouds* HEY WHY'D YOU DO THAT!?)
(*No response*)
(Fine be like that! *walks away* Your not even my unicorn! WHERE IS MY UNICORN!?)
+Somehow ends up in some room+
(WHA-)
(I thought you said you'll try to post more!)
(WHO ARE YOU?! *face is covered by bandana*)
(I- We are Reader~Sama and you Author~Chan have been taking to long to upload!)
(BUT I TOLD EVERYONE I HAVE A BUSY SCHEDULE! DO YOU SEE THIS SUNBURN IT HURTS AF!)
(Who cares about that?)
(W-Wha how dare you! I thought you liked me! *cries rainbows*)
(HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT!?)
(WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?)
(THOSE RAINBOWS COMING OUT OF YOUR EYES!)
(*Unicorn Knight busts through some door* "Enter Response")
(UNICORN KNIGHT IS THAT YOU! *disappears and appears without a bandanna on* Unicorn knight is that you?)
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(Wait what?)
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(Oh bye everyone! *waves and disappears*)
YOU ARE READING
I Was Reincarnated As A Loli
Fantasy{ Original } - PLEASE DON'T READ THIS, I WROTE THIS AS A KID IT'S TERRIBLE - I was once a "ordinary" girl, but then I died and turned into a loli... * Highest Ranking ( Loli #1 ) *
