OLIguacamole: bITCH GUESS WHAT
Tomato: wtf now
OLIguacamole: but first i need to get everyone's attention
Tomato: ur like thinkerbell, ull die without attention
OLIguacamole: thinkerbell's an attention whore
Tomato: #EXPOSED
OLIguacamole: lol fuck off tmz
OLIguacamole: but srsly
OLIguacamole: GUYS GIT UR ASSES IN HRE THNK U AND I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE PLZ AND THNK U
RyRUrie: i smell gossip so i heard my calling
10HEAD: RYAN JUST DID *reads the message* *sniffs* dO I SMELL GOSSIP
mother Stump: ur preggos?
DWeaks: wtaf patrick
pet went: who r u? Btw your user is perfection
OLIguacamole: tnx im oli, dallon's cousin and im going thru a crush crisis rn
pet went: ur weird, i like u boi
mother Stump: what is that my teacup of a child
DWeaks: aww das pure
RyRUrie: finally someone asked
OLIguacamole: soo my childhood fren, jack, has a crush on alex GASKARTH NOT GAYSKRATCH and i have a superinteligent af plan
DWeaks: oooh i know alex
10HEAD: keep going...
OLIguacamole: so basically my plan is to introduce jack and alex and while they're hanging out, me and josh will get to know each other and then he'll fall for jacky boy and ill ask josh out easy peasy pumpkin peasy
Tomato: pumpkin pie mf
RyRUrie: thats an evil genius my fren
pet went: sOOooO EvIl I cOuLd dIE!!!11!!!1!!
10HEAD: die pet
mother Stump: tRIgGErEd!!1!1!!!1!!
DWeaks: stfu
Tomato: calm down unicorns killed my girlfriend
OLIguacamole: mOVING ALONG...
Tomato: *trash can alert* my mind automatically went "moving along a song by the band 5sos from their resent album; youngblood"
pet went: wikipedia who?
mother Stump: ok so, hows the simpsons marathon yesterday?
10HEAD: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tomato: STFU MILK FUCKER DONT U DARE
RyRUrie: nah das me tho( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
mother Stump: wot
10HEAD: PLS IGNORE HIM
DWeaks: and bc of that statement, i became more interested
OLIguacamole: do tell us my forehead of a child
RyRUrie: OLI ILY
10HEAD: bITCH
OLIguacamole: errmmm... sorry to burst ur bubble, im taken
pet went: BY WHO
OLIguacamole: by josh ofc...in my imagination
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This gc needs Geesus and holy water {multiship mess}
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