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scarlettjohansson: someone will be dead in two days

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scarlettjohansson: someone will be dead in two days

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ChrisEvans: okay lets calm down

RobertDowneyJr: no please continue, you're doing amazing sweetie

usera: leave it up to Robert to be supportive

userb: Chris what did you do

imsebastianstan: yeah Chris what did you do

ChrisEvans: I didn't do anything

scarlettjohansson: someone will be dead in one day

ChrisEvans: OMG STOP

AnthonyMackie: NOW I WANT TO KNOW

ChrisEvans: I didn't do anything

userb: Scarlett's comments beg to differ

Caradelevingne: is this about the thing she just texted me about?

ChrisEvans: I didn't do anything wrong

lilyjcollins: Chris you monster

userc: are they being serious

userd: hard to tell

Renner4real: fess up your crimes Christopher and your life will be spared

ChrisEvans: all I said was that we weren't naming our kids Luke and Leía how is that bad

HamillHimself: *gasp* how dare you refuse such wonderful names

ChrisEvans: BECAUSE I WANT NAMES WITH MEANING

scarlettjohansson: that's fair

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ChrisEvans: Maya is doing well for all of you asking! We're currently dressing her up to cope with the fact that we're going to be doing this with kids very soon

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ChrisEvans: Maya is doing well for all of you asking! We're currently dressing her up to cope with the fact that we're going to be doing this with kids very soon...

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usera: he's just saying stuff like this like it's okay to play with our feelings

RobertDowneyJr: I want to be The Godfather so I can shower my new grandkids with presents

scarlettjohansson: I'm sold

ChrisEvans: listen babe we have to talk about it first and then and only then can we make a decision

userb: I'm gonna cry these two are so perfect

AnthonyMackie: they're okay

imsebastianstan: a little average if you ask me

ElizabethOlsen: your accounts are canceled because the two of you don't know how to act

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ChrisEvans: soon very soon

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ChrisEvans: soon very soon...

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