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#Troyler

#Troyler

Oh, no. No, no, no. NO! First Phan, now THIS!? WHY, TUMBLR? WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY LIFE WITH INDOMITABLE SHIPS!? I go to my dashboard and see some stupid Troyler post from someone I follow, and I'm like, “Who the flip are these guys!? They're everywhere!”

And then I googled them, and I watched a few of their videos, and I'm like... “How could I not know about the Queen of Sass and his adorable bestie Troye? SERIOUSLY, SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SPAMMING MY INBOX WITH TROYLER MESSAGES UNTIL I LOOKED THEM UP.

So now I'm obsessed with Troyler. I ship them hardcore, even more than Phan (WHAT!?). When I saw the kiss, I died, and I spazzed out and almost cried when some actor in the comments said it was fake, and Troye was just acting. They said he covered Tyler's mouth so they didn't actually kiss.

I died.

Seriously, come visit the cemetery, you'll see a headstone that says “Hghrules. Cause of death: discovering that the Troyler kiss was FAKE.”

Totally serious here.

Then, to heal my feels, I read a Troyler fanfiction here on wattpad.

WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.