Dumb Book Moments

Dumb zombie apocolypse moments

- story doesnt explain how the outbreak got started

- mc kicks ass and starts bashing zombie heads right and left despite being regarded as weak before hand and having no fighting experience

-random survival gear like bandages, food and water pops out of no where

- even tho the USA has put billions of dollars into the military they are some how no match for a bunch of rotting corpses

- the mc manages to stay flawless after running for their lives, mud, trees, dirt and everything

- that one kid who's played wayyyy to many video games and is stoked about reanimated corpses coming to life and killing people

- guns miraculously appear and mc knows how to use one with no training or the hot usually male lead teaches them

- oh ya and romances, nothing sounds more romantic then getting down and dirty with the sound of zombie moans and banging in the background

- that one dude that everyone hates joins the group and does stupid shit

-oh and they die in the end too bc of their dumbass-ness

- mc meets up with love interest and they give sob story how their partner/parents/ dog/ fish/ neighbors hot daughter they hooked up with once behind a Walgreens became a zombie right in front of their eyes and they had to kill them.

- there's always somehow a giant horde of zombies at whatever important location the main group has to get to. Bridge? Zombies. White house? Zombies. Mcdonalds? Zombies.

- shitty baracades conveniently hold right until 2 seconds after everyone escapes

- for some reason no ones heard of a zombie sometimes and they wonder why a stab to the abdomen doesn't work

- the government is involved in the outbreak/ end of the world and they give a really shitty reasoning

- there's always child that need saving and the mc plays the knight in shining armour and convinces the group to help even if it means they all get killed. Like no thank you i'd rather live

- on a look out, the person responsible somehow cannot detect a groaning, smelly dead thing until it leaps out right at them like a corny halloween prop

- in a matter of a couple hours somehow 99% of the population are zombies, exempt the mc's
group

- just as the mc is about to get eaten a random group swoops in and saves them

- everyone lacks common sense except for the mc who has to solve everything and get the group out of bad situations

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This chapter was requested by deaddreams- I hope you like it :)

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