Yo Mama So White

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***These Jokes Are Absolutely Not Made To Start Racial Conflict***

Yo Mama So White

1.Yo mama so white she could go to her wedding naked

2.Yo mama so white that people always shout her in laser tag

3.Yo mama so white she makes Pillsbury Doughboy look like a Mexican

4.Yo mama so white she makes vanilla ice cream say "dammmnn"

5.Yo mama so white during winter she's invisible

6.Yo mama so white Xbox Live won't let her play Black Ops

7.Yo mama so white she uses cocaine for makeup

8.Yo mama so white she makes a marshmallow look tan

9.Yo mama so white she blinded the angels

10.Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost

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