Yo Mama Is So Dark

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Yo Mama So Dark

1.Yo mama so dark that she spits chocolate milk

2.Yo mama so dark that she went to night school and was marked absent

3.Yo mama so dark that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers

4.Yo mama so dark that her butt looks like two tires

5.Yo mama so dark that she drinks water and pees coffee

6.Yo mama so dark that she can show up naked to a funeral

7.Yo mama so dark that when she goes outside the street light turn on

8.Yo mama so dark that she got her tattoo done in chalk

9.Yo mama so dark that when her eyes are red she looks like a beeper

10.Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal

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