Yo Mama So Old
1.Yo mama so old that her birth certificate says expired on it
2.Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
3.Yo mama so old that I told her act her own age and she died
4.Yo mama so old that she knew Burger King when he was still a prince
5.Yo mama so old that her social security number is 1
6.Yo mama so old that her birth certificate is written in Roman numerals
7.Yo mama so old that she has Adam and Eves autograph
8.Yo mama so old that she co-wrote the 10 commandments
9.Yo mama so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake
10.Yo mama so old that she drove a chariot
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Yo Mama Jokes
HumorA collection of yo mama jokes from yo mama so fat to yo mama so poor!!! I promise it will be the most hilarious book you've ever read.Your face will look like this when your done reading
