Yo Mama So Ugly

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Yo Mama So Ugly

1.Yo mama so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

2.Yo mama so ugly that people go as her for Halloween

3.Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone

4.Yo mama so ugly that she scared the roaches away

5.Yo mama so ugly that she scared the crap out of the toilet

6.Yo mama so ugly that...well... look at you

7.Yo mama so ugly that she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks

8.Yo mama so ugly that she makes blind children cry

9.Yo mama so ugly that she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step

10.Yo mama so ugly that her birth certificate contained a apology letter from a condom factory

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