"AND YOU'RE PIERCING MY EAR DRUM, SHUT THE HELL UP!"
"YOU SHUT UP FIRST!"
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SCREAMED FIRST SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHOSE SUPPOSED TO SHUT UP FIRST!"
"YEAH BUT I'M BEING A GENTLEMAN SO YOU SHUT UP FIRST!"
"Ugh. . . My IQ is going to drop lower if I carry on with this conversation."
"Rude"
"Yeah well you started it."
"No I--"
"Please don't."
"Fine."
". . ."
". . ."
"I just remembered, you insulted me."
"I did what?! Why would I do that?! When did I do that?"
"This morning?! You said that you took a . . . And then remembered me and you decided to call me."
"You can say it princess, I took a dump, a shit, a--"
"---I get it"
"It was incredibly relieving, It felt like I was holding it in for three---"
"TMI Chicken, I didn't ask for that type of information. Stop being disgusting."
"Babe, how many times do I have to tell you that its normal? Its part of the human cycle and therefore its natural to--"
"---Complete the sentence . . . I dare you."
"---Take a shit?"
*dial tone*
■■■
~Incoming call - Chicken 🐓~
"Woman, did you just hang up on me? Again?"
"Yes. It was a friendly warning to you."
"For what? Going through the natural process of taking a--"
"---My finger is dangerously hovering towards the end call button."
"Okay fine. I'll stop, although I--"
"Colton Kings. . ."
"My full name? The lady must be serious."
"Dead serious "
"Okay fine, I'll stop princess."
"Good. Now back to the insult you so carelessly threw at me and covered it with an endearment this morning . . . "
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Another chapter! We are almost at the finish line :) Also, I've posted chapter 5 of SimonDoesn'tSay, so please go and check it out, I'm having a blast writing it and I would love it if you read it ❤️
