Okay, so, you woke up one morning with a drunk sleeping iggy next to you (dont worry, nothing happened). You get up and go to the kitchen and find china and france fighting over who should cook breakfast. Finally you go into the living room to find america watching tv. You sit on the couch and accidentally sit on canada. Now, how do you think all of this happened?
~Maddytheotaku
Admin: pft, obviously its because nyan cat took over the world again
nyan cat: *in the distance shooting lasers from his eyes* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *coughs up a hairball*
In hetalia, who is your favorite character and who do you ship it with?
~FreakyKitty
Admin: Well, my favorite characters are actually fanmade characters, and they're Scotland and 2p!England :3 I ship Scotland with England, America, Canada, France, and Northern Ireland. And I ship 2p!England with England, 2p!America, and 2p!France *3*
Does some mystical being live in your mind and give you insperation to write this? 0-o
~ Insanity_Jase2p
Admin: His name is Jerry. He's a purple pomegranate and he scares me ;-;
Jerry: Write my minion! Write!! *evil laugh*
On a scale of one to Prussia how awesome are you?
~ anime_freak_7
Admin: *puts some shades on* Prussia, of course~
Have you ever cosplayed? If yes, who was your favorite character to cosplay?
~swagginlikeakitten
Admin: I wish I had the money to cosplay ;-; I really want to cosplay as Scotland, England, Jean (Attack on Titan) and Marco (Attack on Titan)
do you sacrifice virgin blood in your spare time?
~ShadowRinchi
Admin: o-0........ *slowly backs away*
Are you secretly a potato?
~emery--strider
Admin: :o How did you find out!?
*Freddie from Scooby-Doo pops out from behind a bush*
Freddie: Aha! I knew it all along! Come on gang, we solved our mystery!
Admin: Ew, what da faq? You're not even an anime....
Freddie: Oh crap, our cover's been blown!
Scooby: To da mystery machine! *they all leave in the mystery machine*
America: NO! WAIT! *chasing them in a scooby-doo t-shirt, holding a scooby-doo doll* TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!! *falls to the floor, sobbing* you were my childhood ;-;
Gerita or germacest? Spamano or itacest?
~Neko-Blade
Admin: Gerita and Spamano :3
usuk or fruk?
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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]
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