"Excuse me bitçh but that's my seat." I turn around to find Maddy glaring down at me.

"Excuse me bitçh but I think the floor would suit you a lot better."

"How dare you?!!"

"I don't know? Hunter told me to sit."

"Hunter!!!"

"What?" He squeaks.

"How come everyone at this table is afraid of Maddy the monster over here, what is so scary about her?" I question.

"They all discovered how much influence I have around here."

"Oh right... just like you're about to discover how hard I can punch, it's always fun to give someone a good whack." I smirk at her.

"Last chance. Move."

"Or what? You'll scream? Cry? Slap me? Oh wait don't do that you might brake a nail."

"You're frustrating!"

"And you're ugly! Get over it and move away! Preferably to another continent!"

"Oh my god, I cannot bare this any longer. Gwyneth, Laura get up, we're going to eat somewhere else!" A blonde girl with an extremely expensive looking bag gets up and waltzes to Maddy's side, another girl with very dark brown hair and an amazing figure also glides over, together they walk away, kicking people away from a table the opposite side of the room from us and sitting there, glaring.

All the people at the table turn and stare at me, then Hunter breaks out into an enormous grin. "I cannot thank you enough for getting rid of them!" Everyone whoops and laughs, and I smirk.

"My pleasure."

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"Come on Charlie! Don't be a party pooper?"

"A party what now?" Ha! She spoke.

"Pooper. The world is your toilet."

She rolls her eyes at me.

"So Callie, Charlie, you coming?" Hunter calls out.

"Like I would miss going out to town and getting away from this hell hole."

"You literally stole the words from my mouth!" Charlie shouts, obviously becoming more comfortable around these people.

"Cool. What about Toby baloney over there."

"Shut it Sammie." He snaps. Oooh, he's in a better mood today. He is actually talking.

"Shut it Booby." I reply.

"Shut it Callum."

"Shut it macaroni."

"Shut it..."

"Ha! I win! Baloney isn't coming!"

"Yes I am." His eyes are blank again.

"Oh calm it Toby, I was talking about your meal." The girl next to Toby scowls, the same scowl she's been sending me for the last ten minutes.

"Ok cool. Bye Trisha." Toby dismisses her and I shake my head in amazement.

"Why would you pick her over me?" The girl spits.

"Why would I? Because you're a bore, and way to clingy." His face is still emotionless.

"Uh!" The girl storms off.

"Yay!" I shout in glee.

"Callie stop now." Toby glares.

"Callie go now!" I reply.

"Callie!"

"Toby!"

"Stop."

"Stop." I mock.

"I hate you."

"I love you,
I hate that I love you,
Don't want to but I can't put nobody else above you,
I hate you, I love you." I sing.

"Stop!"

"wait a minute
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Julio, get the stretch
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood
Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy
I'm too hot" I sing.

"Callie stop right NOW!!!" Toby shouts.

"Awww damn. I don't have a song for that one." I pout.

"We're going!"

"Thank goodness! you took your time Toby." I smile sweetly at him.

"Goddammit!!! Someone get her away from me!! In fact don't. I could use a punch bag." He takes a threatening step forward but Hunter stops him with a hand, giving him a look. Toby glares at him before chucking his hand off and stalking away.

"Tee-hee, you're fun to annoy macaroni!" I shout after him.

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