BILLY'S POV
Hi, i'm Billy. Some people like to call me Willy because it rhymes with Billie. I am in my prime age of 60 and I'm ready for some action. i'm commonly called action man in my town of orgyville mostly because I'm getting so much action with the ladies. My usual destination for the you know ... clunge, is my local elderly home. i have a sweetheart there, her name is Margaret she knows what she's doing, she has had a lot of experience.
Sometimes, late at night i like to crawl around her garden and smell the grass she's walked on. Her garden is so nice, Last night i made friends with a slug, i called him barry after my dead pigeon. Poor Barry the pigeon was my friend. My only friend.
