HIGH HOPES IS SO GOOD
Gee: so you know how it's mikeys birthday soon
Jishwaaaaa: it's in two months but carry on
Milkeyway: yeah
Gee: I think we should throw him a party
Jishwaaaaa: good idea
Milkeyway: that seems nice
Gee: fuck
Gee: I didn't read your name I thought you would be brendon or Ryan seeing as they're the only two on here anymore
Halsey: I'm on here a lot
Gee: remember when Dallon used to actually speak on here
Halsey: those were the days
Gee: what even happened to him
Halsey: he told us ages ago but I never pay attention to anything so idk
Ryry: maybe he lost his phone
Gee: no he still posts on social media
BigBoyBeebs: maybe he got abducted by aliens and they're posting on his Instagram because they've just discovered the power of social media
Jishwaaaaa: that's one of the most sensible things you've ever said before
BigBoyBeebs: but then they realise that Instagram totally copied Snapchat and then they plan ways to kill instagram not realising that it can't be killed
Jishwaaaaa: okay you've lost me there
BigBoyBeebs: so Dallon tries to diffuse the situation by showing him the dress from years ago and then they all start arguing about what colour it is and dallon realises he fucked up
Ryry: what the fuck is wrong with you
Halsey: it is 2am so maybe he's sleep deprived
Gee: aren't we all
Halsey: trueee
Ryry: okay he's fallen asleep now
Tacoshell: MORNING
Halsey: Tyler shut the fuck up it's 2am
Tacoshell: sorry for being happy
Halsey: no happiness is allowed here
Halsey: we all want to die okay
Tacoshell: fair enough
Tacoshell: I'm going back to dreaming of swimming in a pool of red bull
Jishwaaaaa: I love red bull but that's gross
Tacoshell: ARE YOU KINK SHAMING ME ????
Halsey: woah this escalated quickly
Gee: I wasn't expecting this turn of events
Jishwaaaaa: are you serious Tyler
Tacoshell: obviouslyyyyy
Jishwaaaaa: we'll talk tomorrow now go to sleep I'm tired
BigBoyBeebs: okay daddy
Gee: what the fuck I thought you were asleep
BigBoyBeebs: expect the unexpected
Gee: well it wasn't that dramatic
Ryry: it was kinda creepy
Halsey: this conversation got weird very quickly goodnight
Ryry: now Brendon's hyper
Gee: good luck getting him back to sleep
Ryry: I swear he's a 5 year old secretly
Gee: it wouldn't surprise me
Gee: anyways have fun with that piece of shit don't die
Ryry: wow thanks for the encouraging words
Gee: I'm sure you're really inspired now
Ryry: ..........
