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Sebby! Guess what! -JM

That you've killed someone? -SM

Well, yes but... -JM

That you comitied a crime? -SM

I did do that but... -JM

That you secrestly watch "Glee"? -SM

THAT SHERLOCK HAD TWINS -JM

So Sherlock is a woman now? -SM

Fine, Molly had twins -JM

The woman who dumped you? -SM

Yes, that one -JM

The one who started you Glee addiction? -SM

Yes, that one, may I continue? -JM

Of course -SM

I was thinking that this would be a perfect way to get revenge... -JM

What? Like kiddnapping the twins? Or killing them -SM

Exactly -JM

WHAT? DON'T YOU DARE KILL THOSE BABY'S! IT'S ONE THING KILLING AN ADULT BUT A BABY? NO. I'D RUN AWAY IF YOU DID THAT AND WOULD NEVER FORGIVE YOU -SEMM

What are you doing here? -SM

JUST DON'T KILL THEM -SEMM

Fine -JM

And stop hacking us -SM

*SEMM has been blocked* 

Fine, we won't kill them -JM

Kiddnapping? -SM

Yes. And maybe e could stage a murder, like make them think they're dead -JM

Good idea -SM

Now, we'll talk aout that later, we have more important things to discuss... -JM

No -SM

Your sister -JM

Jim, I'm sorry I didn't tell you -SM

Is John Watson's wife? Why didn't you tell me that your sister is the wife if Sherlock Holmes' best friend! -JM

I don't know! It's a bit... weird -SM

 Well it's a good thing I didn't kill her! -JM

YOU WERE GOING TO KILL MY SISTER? -SM

Well, I didn't know she was your sister! -JM

 Check with me when you are going to kill someone please! -SM

Oh, are there more sister's I should know about! -JM

I'm your partner! You should keeo me imformed! -SM

Why! I'm the real brains behind this operation! Your just a sniper! -JM

You'd be nothing without me! -SM

I'd be better without you! -JM

Then I'll leave! -SM

Fine! -SM

Fine! -JM

I hate you! -SM

Good, cause I hate you to!! -JM

Then I guess we should just break up then! -SM

Good! -JM

Fine! -SM

Fine! -SM