BITCH FIGHT. Kind of...

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Katniss: **Takes a step towards Tris** This time it IS gonna be a bitch fight...

Four: YES.

Tris: Let's do it.

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Four: OMG THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

Peeta: *Walks into living room* HO. STOP. NO BITCH FIGHT.

Four: Killjoy.

Peeta: No bitch fight. None. And especially not of you two.

Tris: Why not?

Katniss: I agree with Tobias. You're a killjoy.

Four: Wow. That's rare.

Peeta: Let's talk this out.

Four: I told you he's a pussy.

Peeta: I'm not a pussy.

Katniss: Yes you are.

Tris: I agree with Katniss. You're a pussy.

Peeta: No I'm not. Let's do a bitch fight. A GAME-bitch fight.

Four: What the hell...

Tris: ...Is a game-bitch fight.? **Very soft virtual high five -Four-**

Four: **Very soft virtual high five -Tris-**

Peeta: Stop with the virtual high fives.

Four: No. **Virtual high five -Tris-**

Tris: **Virtual high five -Four-** But now just tell us what that "game-bitch fight" is.

Peeta: Well, you scream random words to each other, and the person who doesn't know a word anymore, loses.

Four: That's the pussy version of a bitch fight.

Tris: Exactly. **Virtual high five -Four-**

Four: **Virtual high five -Tris-**

Katniss: STOP with the virtual high fives. It's ducking annoying.

Tris: No. **Virtual high five -Four-**

Four: **Virtual high five -Tris-**

Katniss: ...

Peeta: It's the game-bitch fight or no bitch fight.

Four: I choose for the "game-bitch fight". I don't care what kind of bitch fight it is, I just want a bitch fight.

Tris: Allright.

Katniss: We'll do the game-bitch fight.

Peeta: Jeeh!

Four: You're such a pussy, Peeta.

Tris: Agree.

Katniss: Agree.

Peeta: Pff. Let's just do the game-bitch fight. Go and stand in front of each other. Now!

Tris: Peeta's getting aggressive.

Peeta. SHUDDUP. I'll count from 5. If I say go, you start.

Five...

Four...

Four: THAT'S ME.

Peeta: Three...

Four: GO!

Tris: DUCK

Katniss: TOOTH

Tris: TOOTHBRUSH

Four: Good one.

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