Why I Hate (Almost) Everything

Why I Have a Hard Time With Hipsters

Okay. I may or will get hate for this but like I mentioned before, this is my book and there's a reason why there's the word 'RANT' on the story title. So if you're personally offended by this, I suggest you return to Starbucks and moan over something else. This is entirely my opinion and if you agree, feel free to comment below.

Now.

Hipsters.

First of all - not all hipsters are bad. I do have a couple as my friends and I don't mind them at all but there are a few that f*cking makes me want to beat the shit out of myself (or those people, for that matter). I can be a little bit of a hipster myself sometimes, but I don't let it get to my head. The whole generation is riddled with these people, and I really don't need to elaborate further, since you're in the generation right now.

But I will say a few things.

The Perks of a Wallflower is not f*cking better than The Breakfast Club, John Green (or any authors of that matter) is not the world's best writer (if you are personally offended by this statement, please refer to the third sentence of this chapter) and nor will he ever be as there are other good writers out there too (Hello? Nicholas Sparks? J.K f*cking Rowling?), Starbucks does NOT make the best coffee in the universe and Tumblr is not always about fashion.

(Okay, that last comment was purely because I saw a post saying that Tumblr is for white girls and I nearly wanted to throw up at that person who said that. TUMBLR IS NOT AN EFFING WHITE GIRL SITE. GET GLASSES. THANK YOU.)

I'm not trying to generalize the hipster population as that is very hypocritical of me (Fine, I admit it, Starbucks isn't that bad and I like some of the outfits that go under the category) but I am merely just pointing out the hardcore ones which has seemed to flood into the world. Heck, I even know 9-11 year olds saying that the Perks is their favourite book/movie.

The book has f*cking sex scenes in it. The content is a bit too mature for you. Go back to Harry Potter. That series was the sh*t.

The influence our generation have on the younger kids nowadays is terrifyingly horrible. I really do want to flip the bird at whoever started this but like I said, it would be very hypocritical of me because I do indulge in some stereotypical activities at times. I repeat, at times.

*exhales* Okay, I'm done. Until next time.

(P.S I just realised that I included the Perks in this very often, however this does not mean I hate the movie. It's just an example of what hardcore hipsters would tend to include in their 'favourite things'.)

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"how to know if you're a hipster" by me

WARNING: MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO THOSE WHO CARRIES ON READING. I AM NOT SORRY.

A little extra note: Even if you do one of the stuff below, it won't definitely mean that you're a hipster - I'm just generalizing the whole thing as most hipsters and etc. would tend to do these.

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a.) You like galaxy leggings or whatever the hell they're called

b.) JOHN GREEN IS THE BEST WRITER IN THE WORLD. NOBODY CAN BEAT HIM. OHMYGAWD

c.) The Fault In Our Stars made me cry so much like i don't even know what to do now even titanic can't beat it

d.) I really want an iPhone 5s especially the white one because there's retrica on the app store and retrica is so cool *insert apple emoji*

(friendly reminder that you can download retrica on the samsung play store)

e.) that is sOOOoOoOoOo ratchet

f.) Messy buns! Oh, and more messy buns!

*whispers* And even more messy buns.

g) Arctic Monkeys is like, the best band ever

h) *names my one direction fan fiction n.h, h.s, z.m, l.p and l.t*

i.) Black boots, blue denim shorts and crop tops are the greatest things in history. Yes.

and anything else that comes to mind when you think of hipsters :)

*slowly drags in Forever 21 into the list*