Part 4: Duck Off

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Canola added Shawn
Green Eyes left

Canola🦄: naw why did lolo leave?

Finah👑: You are blind chancho

Shawn🤓: Hi guys. Camila ;)

Canola🦄: Shawn

Allysus👼🏻: Beard

Manibear🐻: 👀🏳️‍🌈😏

ManiBear🐻: 🐸☕️

Allysus👼🏻: :) so truueeee

Canola🦄: What does 'Beard' mean?

Finah👑: Oh honey.....

Finah👑: Oh... oh honey....

ManiBear🐻: ITS OKAY TO BE GAY DON'T PRETEND THAT YOUR
STRAIGHT

Canola🦄: bish, I sorta love him so fack off.

Shawn🤓: Obvi, I'm better than any girl. 😏

Canola🦄: Oh.... I mean....well.......

Shawn🤓: BITCH AGREE

ManiBear🐻: DON'T YOU DARE HURT MAH GURL

Finah👑: NOBODY TOUCHES MY CHANCHO.

Shawn🤓: I could probably fight all four of you with my LEFT ARM AND IM RIGHT HANDED. 😂

Canola🦄: I have two things to say....

Shawn🤓: go ahead babe 😏

Canola🦄: 1..... I'm breaking up with you

Canola🦄: And 2.... WHAT R U GUNNA FIGHT ME WITH THOSE SKINNY LITTLE LANKY ARMS BITCH?!?

Finah👑: THATS MY BABY!

ManiBear🐻: HELL YEAH YOU FUCKING TELL EM!

Canola🦄:

NOW GET YOUR SKINNY LITTLE ARMS OUTTA HERE BITCH

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NOW GET YOUR SKINNY LITTLE ARMS OUTTA HERE BITCH

Shawn🤓: Whatever, you were a slut anyway.

Shawn🤓:

You're gunna miss this 😏

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You're gunna miss this 😏

Allysus👼🏻: *gags*

Finah👑: *vomits*

ManiBear🐻: *throws phone in bin from the ugliness*

Canola🦄: you may have muscles but that don't impress me, also fuckboy, I know you slept with the cute nerd Ashley, and I'm gunna tell everyone about your desperate ass :)

Finah👑: OHHHHH FUCK YAS GIRL 🔥

ManiBear🐻: This shiz just got real

Allysus👼🏻: Dear lord.....

Allysus👼🏻: PLEASE RAIN HELL DOWN ON THIS MAN!!!!

Allysus👼🏻: Amen

Shawn left the conversation

Finah👑: DAMN GIRL U GUYS ROASTED HIM COLD

Canola🦄: Can you guys add Lauren back plz

ManiBear🐻: Sure

ManiBear added GreenEyes

GreenEyes👁: hi why am I back?

ManiBear🐻: Read up

Canola🦄: ^ 😔

GreenEyes👁: Holy crap! Camila I'm so sorry!!!! When school starts I'm giving you the biggest hug.

Finah👑: And me and Mani will beat up Shawn 😜

Allysus👼🏻: for once I will let you guys do this, lord protect them 🙏

Finah👑: Thank you mama smallz

Allysus👼🏻: I AM NOT SMALL!

Finah👑: *cough cough* barely five feet *cough cough*

GreenEyes👁: Don't worry I think a height like that's cute :)

Allysus👼🏻: THANK YOU LAUREN!

Allysus👼🏻: Gosh I can't get away from being teased.....

——— 1 hour later....———

Allysus👼🏻: hey guys......

Finah👑:...

Allysus👼🏻: Can someone help me reach the top of my closet? I forgot to bring my stool back from Mila's place.....

Finah👑: FUCK THIS IM OUT

Canola🦄: Esto sigue mejorando cada vez más 😂😂 ( Translation - This just keeps getting better and better 😂😂 )

Hi! It's been a while tbh, if you haven't noticed this is the authors note, and IM SITTING HERE IMPATIENTLY WAITING FOR SOME GOD DAMN PIZZA! NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME I NEED TO CRY IN THE CORNER TILL IT ARRIVES 😂😂
Love only
- Alex 😜

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