A King

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Them: don't all gays want to be queens?

Me: it's better if I'm a king.

Them: why?

Me: because a true king will always answer only to their queen.

*Everyone is confused*




^ I've said this.


And I feel like this is what everyone was thinking, and also how I would have responded..

Random person: is that how gays flirt?

Me: No, that's how gays state facts, but also maybe

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