I'm sorry but I love that story too much. And I miss it too much.
*In the middle of the night*
Pit: *Struggles in his sleep*
Pit: *Slowly wakes up*
Pit: Ugh—WHAT THE HELL
Dark Pit: What's wrong, 209? You're up extremely early. If you don't go back to sleep, your internal clock will be off
Pit: What are you talking about? YOU woke me up!
Dark Pit: I did not activate my alarm clock
Pit: Because you don't have one you meaty toaster. Why are you watching me sleep? Where are your clothes?!
Dark Pit: When I am done with my nightly functions, I automatically change into my...you know. Then I check on your sleeping habits for at least an hour and decide wether to sleep next to you or recharge on my own.
Pit: Dark Pit...you're human now. You don't need to...I swear you're two seconds away from becoming a sex offender
Dark Pit: ...You seem a little cranky. That must be because of your sudden change in your sleep patterns. If you like I will help you sleep.
Pit: How?
Dark Pit: There is a technique that humans do where they take off their—
Pit: I WILL CHOP OFF YOUR FINGERS IF YOU CONTINUE THAT SENTENCE
Dark Pit: ...Would to like me to demonstrate instead?
Pit: ...
Dark Pit: ...
Pit: ...
Dark Pit: ...
Pit: ...
Dark Pit: *Slightly smiles*
Pit: Just get out...please
YOU ARE READING
Everyone Pick on Pit Book
HumorPoor, Pit. But to be honest, no one here feels sorry for him. •Forth Wall May Be Broken•
