Palutena: Pit, Pittoo! First one to get here gets the first dibs on pie!
Pit: *Runs for his life*
Dark Pit: -_-
Pit: *Jumps over tables and crawls through mud*
Dark Pit: *Sits around*
Pit: *Barley passes the closing door* Lady Palutena, I'm here--
Dark Pit: *Finished the pie* First, b!tch.
Pit: You little d!ck monster...
YOU ARE READING
Everyone Pick on Pit Book
HumorPoor, Pit. But to be honest, no one here feels sorry for him. •Forth Wall May Be Broken•
