Pit: *Driving around in the Exo-Tank*
Pit: *Parks the Exo-Tank*
Pit: *Leaves it on and running to get something from the vending machine*
Dark Pit: *Jumps into the Exo-Tank-*
Pit: *Turns around to see his Exo-Tank being stolen*
Dark Pit: *Drives away in Pit's Exo-Tank*
Pit: ...Welp! *Pulls out his phone and calls Palutena*
Palutena: Hello, Pit.
Pit: Um, hi.
Palutena: What happened now?
Pit: Someone stole my Exo-Tank. Can I have a new one?
Palutena: Actually, that was the last one we have. You know what that means. *Hangs up*
Pit: *Dies inside*
Pit: ...
Pit: *Sighs*
Pit: *Begins to walk back to Skyworld*
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HumorPoor, Pit. But to be honest, no one here feels sorry for him. •Forth Wall May Be Broken•