Pit: *Sits in a random spot*
*Everyone comes in wearing white*
Pit: Dafuq do you want?
Palutena: We have some important news.
Pit: What is it?
Viridi: We died...
Pit: W-What?! How on earth did you all di--
Dark Pit: Your hair black.
Pit: •_•
Dark Pit: Yea...We died your hair black.
Pit: *Barges into the bathroom and looks into the mirror*
Viridi: You know, you look less like a Sh!t and more like a Pit now!
Pit: WHAT THE F.CK IS WRONG WITH YOU A;;HOLES
YOU ARE READING
Everyone Pick on Pit Book
HumorPoor, Pit. But to be honest, no one here feels sorry for him. •Forth Wall May Be Broken•
