39: Assorted Teas

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1. Green Tea Bitch: appears innocent, sweet and pure. However, in reality she is a gold-digging slut that won't think twice before she sells her own body or steps on someone's throat to get to a higher place.

2. Black Tea Bitch: a promiscuous girl who smokes, drinks, and likes eyeliner and low-cut clothes that show her cleavage.

3. Milk Tea Bitch: the kind of woman who talks in a girlish voice and has extremely sweet looks. She is always kind to everyone around her, but only to attract men who will give her presents that she will kindly accept.

4. Coffee Bitch: high-end office ladies who constantly mix English with Chinese, dress according to the latest fashion craze and love to take pictures of themselves in fancy restaurants or on sunny beaches.

WARNING: These are derogatory terms for women, please do not be offended.

Extra: Yang (masculine; darkness), Yin (feminine; light)

Extra: Yang (masculine; darkness), Yin (feminine; light)

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THE SKY WAS BRIGHT, clear and blue. It was the middle of summer and the temperature was high in D City as everyone bustled throughout their day; work, school and home. There had been nothing interesting going on for the past 6 months since the marriage of the pair of dragons; the Emperor and the Empress.

One might wonder why they were not alluded as a pair of Dragon and a Phoenix. After all, the Empress has been symbolized as the phoenix that accompanies the other mythical creature, the dragon, since time immemorial, just because they represented the harmonization of Yang and Yin, respectively.

Much like a couple of High School students who had time to chat away while taking their break. One of them had been seriously wondering the same question over and over. This heated discussion stemmed after they went through Economics class that mentioned the Emperor and the Empress of the business world. And were told that nobody can go up against them when it came to money making and globalizing their enterprise.

"Yang and Yin represents matrimonial harmonization. Why should we continue thinking of the Empress as another dragon? She is a woman, isn't she?"

"My friend. I have asked that question to my father, to my mother, to my dog and even to my hamster! But what do I get? 'Why don't you study harder rather than asking useless questions!' That would have been fine and all if I don't include the barking of my dog and the silence of my—"

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