Negan's Group Chat I

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Negan- Yo, where y'all at!?

Simon- Negan?! You're alive!? I didn't know.

Dwight- Oh, give it up Simon. He's gonna know that you left him on purpose sooner or later.

Simon- DWIGHT!? YOU RUINED MY PLAN!?

Negan- I don't know what the fuck this is about, but are you guys gonna take care of the people at Hilltop?

Simon- Yes, sir!

Dwight- Sorry guys, but I don't think we should.

Negan- Why? Are you on their side?

Dwight- No! It's just that we need the people and I don't think we should kill them.

Simon- We already have enough and besides we're only killing a couple and letting them turn.

Negan- Simon, stay out of this.

Simon- WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO STAY OUT OF EVERYTHING!?

Negan- Don't text me with that tone.

Eugene- Guys, guess what is going on at this very moment.

Negan- What Eugene? We were in the middle of a conference.

Eugene- This is at the upmost importance.

Negan- Fine, what is it?

Eugene- There is currently a pickle shack at the bullet creating sector.

Negan- Wow, that's amazing.

Eugene- I agree!

Negan- I was being sarcastic. Just go make bullets.

Eugene- Fine.

~Eugene left the chat~

Negan- Anyways, where were we?

Father Gabriel- Guys, I need help. I can't see anything.

Negan- OH MY GOSH! PEOPLE NEED TO STOP INTERRUPTING ME!

~Father Gabriel left the chat~

Negan- Alright, what were you saying earlier, Dwight?

Rick- Guys, you'll never believe how bad I beat Negan! I went all savage on him!

Negan- What the fuck are you doing here!?

Rick- Shit, wrong chat room.

~Rick left the chat~

Negan- You know what, let's just private message each other.

Simon- Good idea, sir.

~Simon, Dwight, and Negan left the chat~

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