TWD Texts (Completed)

Group Chat XII

Carl- Hey, anyone on this group chat thing?

Rick- I am.

Michonne- Carl?!

Rick- O my gosh it's Carl.

Rosita- How are you even texting right now?

Carl- They can give me whatever I want here in heaven, so I said that I want a phone and cell service.

Tara- This is crazy!

Daryl- Something doesn't seem right, though.

Michonne- What do you mean?

Daryl- He's using punctuation.

Carl- In heaven, everything is perfect, so now I can text correctly.

Rosita- You didn't capitalize Heaven.

Michonne- Has anybody seen Rick? I can't find him anywhere.

Daryl- I think Carl can find him. There's like an all seeing eye up there, right?

Carl- Daryl, I'm not apart of the Illuminati.

Rosita- Tara and I will go look for him.

Tara- Wut?

Michonne- Ok, just be careful and make sure Negan isn't around.

*a couple minutes later*

Tara- We found him.

Rosita- He was in the middle of our old town and was walking towards the gate.

Michonne- Tell him to look at his messages.

Tara- He said, no because he's too busy using a tracker app on his phone.

Daryl- Why on earth is he using that?

Rosita- He won't tell us.

Michonne- Just follow him and see what he does.

Carl- Wanna hear a joke, guys?

Daryl- I guess.

Carl- Knock knock.

Michonne and Daryl- Who's there?

Carl- No one cause your town is burned down! 😂

Michonne- CARL THAT IS NOT FUNNY!!

Daryl- Yeah dude, not cool.

Carl- Sorry. *cough* not *cough*

Daryl- Can you still cough in Heaven?

Carl- Uhhh...

Rosita- We are walking towards the Sanctuary right now and I still have no idea why.

Michonne- Thanks for the update.

Tara- O my gosh! You guys will never believe this.

Rosita- I'm so shocked right now.

Michonne- What's going on?

Carl- Damnit.

Daryl- Is it possible to cuss in Heaven?

Rick- Guys, that's not Carl. I used a tracking app on my phone to figure out where the signal was coming from. It turns out that Negan stole his phone and was pranking us.

Tara- We took the phone and are heading back now.

Daryl- My whole life is a lie.

THATS THE END OF THIS CHAPTER, MAH FRIENDS!!!