Carl & Rick

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Rick- So Son, I have a problem.

Carl- wut is it now dad

Rick- Well first of all we need to work on your grammar, second of all...

Carl- what*^

Rick- What?^*

Carl- UGHGH

Rick- Sorry not sorry.

Carl- What is the fucking thing you wanted to talk about?!

Rick- WATCH YO MOUTH!!!

Carl- ...

Rick- Ok, since you said a bad word, your going to have to be punished.

Carl- ...

Rick- Your punishment is that you'll never be able to hear what I wanted to talk about.

Carl- OH MY GOD!! DAD!!

Rick- Gosh*^

Carl- No, don't you correct me. You text me while I'm in the middle of playing in the woods like a child and you don't even tell me what you have to tell me. YOURE A HORRIBLE DAD!!

Rick- You're^*

*A couple minutes later*

Rick- Coral, aren't you interested to hear what I was gonna say?

Rick- Coral.

Rick- Coral.

Rick- Coral.

Rick- Coral.

Rick- Coral.

Rick- Coral.

Rick- Coral.

Rick- Coral.

Rick- You better not have blocked me.

Carl is typing.

Rick- It's about time.

Carl- DAD IVE BEEN BIT!!

Rick- HOLY CRAP!! WHERE ARE YOU?! ILL SEND BACKUP!!

Carl- it's too late I'm bleeding out.

Rick- NOOOOO

Carl- Just one last thing before I go.

Rick- Anything.

Carl- what was it that you wanted to tell me

Rick- I wanted to tell you that I stole your hat because I wanted to be a sherif for Halloween.

Carl- HAH I DIDNT GET BIT! IT WAS A PRANK SO YOU COULD TELL ME WHAT YOU WANTED TO!

Rick-...

Carl- Btw, it's not even Halloween.

Rick- I know. 😭 oh and btw, your grounded.

Carl- you're*^

Rick- You're never going to be aloud out of the house ever again.

Carl- Allowed^*

Rick has blocked Carl.

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