Um...no thanks...-OHSHC Reader Insert

wait, wrong line.....

All you wanted, was to go to the arcade! THAT'S IT!!

You would sue them, but their so rich, it's like a penny out of $900,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!

And you may be asking, 'why?', 'what's going on?', and in some cases, 'what the fuck has this stupid bitch got up her sleeve?'

Well, I have to things to tell you...

1. You were kidnapped by those rich ass, fucktards.

2. I may have lied...OH SHIT!! *runs from huge mob of angry people with pichforks*

Ok, ok, I know!! I shouldn't have but....let's say, I confused the reader about themselves.

I think?

Ok, so (M/N) isn't a another personality. She is....your sister. A dead one at that. (*more pichforks and torches.* that kinda reminds me of Shrek)

(M/N) isn't your middle name. It's her Maiden Name.

Sorry I lied, but the way you think of her is like her spirit bonded to you, and making you "pretend" She is there. Trust me, she wasn't a terrible person, she was your best friend.

She is the way you are now.

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Well, that was a little bit dark. Any way, let's get to the present time~

As landed onto the cushion of a car, you realized you were kidnapped.

"WHAT THE HELL, YOU PIECES OF DOG SHIT! I WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND WHATEVER YOU HAVE IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!!!!!!" You shouted, closing your eyes, and kicking and punching everywhere.

"Calm down, jeez." A familiar voice said.

"NANI?! HIKARU?!" You shouted.

"I think it was kinda cute when you were kicking Kyoya's seat." The twins snickered. You looked at poor Kyoya's irritated face, although, it was funny.

"Hi, (Y/N)-chan!" Haninozuka said.

"Why did you little horses kidnap me?!?!" You continued to shout.

"Little horses?" Tamaki asked.

Blush of embarrassment came to your face.

"It's a thing..." You muttered.

"What does it mean?" Hikaru asked.

"Wait, she's here!" Kaoru said.

Next thing you knew, Haruhi was there too.

"Wow, they got you too?" Haruhi asked.

"Yep..." You sighed in defeat.

"Ok, you bitch leaves! Where the fuck are you taking us?" You asked.

"You'll see~"

5 min. later~

You arrived at a waterpark.

"A waterpark?" Haruhi asked.

"Yeah! It's Kyoya's!" Tamaki beamed.

But.....next thing you knew, you were shoved into a changing room with Haruhi by those damn shady twins!

Two creepy maids were supposed to dress you and Haruhi up, swimsuit wise.

There were bikinis and two piece a plenty~

There was showy and low-cut galore~

Ok, i'm done, lol. (In case you didn't know, the original is sang by Ariel, in The Little Mermaid. You know....dingle hoppers and stuff?*sigh*......I'm so outcasted)

You in fact have 3 specific rules you follow you entire life.

1. Show no skin

2. Never attract attention

3. Fight any bitch who dare mess with you!!!!!

You were the anti-social loser, yet a stubborn (and might I add ruthless) boss ass bitch!

"That ones no more than a couple of strings!!" Haruhi exclaimed.

"Sorry, nope. Ain't doing it. Sorry, not sorry." You stated.

Being stubborn as usual, you did your best, and I MEAN best, you could to not show any skin and stay in your big hoodie.

Haruhi gave in, but not you. 'Hell no!' You thought.

You walked out of the changing room.

"Why didn't you change?" Kaoru asked.

"I prefer my hoodie."

"Why?"

"It gives me STRENGTH!!!" You said.

"No, no, no....that not how it works" Hikaru said.

And so they threw you back into the changing room.

But, you had a plan...a good plan......a good.....evil....plan.....mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

You walked out of the changing room the same as before, again.

"Come on (Y/N)-chan! You'd look cute in a swimsuit!" Honey-senpai said.

"Sorry, as much as a would, I made an oath."

"Really?" Kaoru said sarcastically.

"Yup!"

"What kind?" Hikaru said deviously.

Shit....

They got you there....hmm....

Okay, so maaaaybe you didn't think this far through....eheheh....

"My sister is dead!" You said a little loud.

"What?!"

Whoooopsie..... a little slip of the tounge, much?

"Eheheheh....um....it was a long time ago....hehe?" At this point you broke rule two. Now everyone was looking at you.

"As much as that's sad, I don't see how that would relate to this...." Kyoya said trying to change the subject.

"Forget what I said!" You said.

"Um...." the twins said in unison.

Well, so far for your plan....

"Kyoya's right! I lied, sorry! I just don't like bathing suits!!!" You panicked.

"(Y/N)-chan!!! You shouldn't joke about that!!!" Honey-senpai pouted.

"Eheheheh....sorry?" You said.

"It's ok!!!" Honey-senpai said as he jumped and clung to your leg.

And the rest went smoothly.

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Oh, ho, ho? You might have expect this to be the end of the chapter, but NO! It's noooot! Hahaha! Plot twist!!

This, this right here, my friends, is after the pool. And at your house.

Oooh! Right? It's a glimpse into your life that no one's knows about. Oooooh!

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You walked home extra quietly.

You were so glad you didn't get water on you.

"WHERE'S MEH DINNA!!!"