Um...no thanks...-OHSHC Reader Insert

a host for what seems like forever

Uggg, you hate being a host.

It was too time consuming for your liking.

Besides, they said you were 'too mean to the ladies'.

Like, wtf is that supposed to mean?!

You didn't care.

But now, your out of luck. You see, you have a second personality, aaaaand, I probably should have mentioned this before, but your second personality is nice and cheerful.

You have a certain 'medication' that helps keep your second personality in check.

You call your second personality (M/N). (Middle name).

She is very unlike you.

Now, with no pills, who knows when she'll pop out.

To da cluuuub~

"Your getting another chance with the ladies, don't screw it up." Kyoya said

Unfortunately, (M/N) was bound to pop soon.

You only had two ladies request you.

"Why were you mean earlier?" one asked.

"Maybe because I don't give a FUCK!" you yelled. She started to cry.

Now (M/N) popped up.

"I'm sorry, I just haven't talked to a girl before" (M/N) said.

The girls immediately had hearts in their eyes.

Kyoya's P O V

Hmmmm...

How about an awkward type. Like the kind that haven't ever talked to girls.....

Its u time~

Many people eventually began to request you.

"He's cuuuuute!"

But soon, physical exams!

Nothing you could do.

Now (M/N) won't have a reason to pop up outs no where.

You didn't like to think of yourself as 'multi personality disorder'. You perfered 'poor human with bitchy ass cheerful side'.

But hey, physical exams outta keep her away cuz apparently, she likes to host.

Time skiiip to the exaaaaaams~

What the fuck is wrong with the girls at this school?! You thought.

All the females in the school watched the hosts get their chest measured.

Jeez girls, you can do better......

There's supposedly a 'plan' to keep you and Haruhi hidden.

Tamaki went out there with a brunette wig on and looked like a total idiot.

"W-well, they found me out...." Tamaki stuttered.

You and Haruhi gave Tamaki a glare worse than death. Tamaki was upset that 'his little girls' were mad at him, but you give no fucks.

Turns out, Tamaki called you a homosexual supporting cast, so you beat his ass.

Also, there's a private clinic for you and Haruhi.

You and Haruhi still had to be male students, so you were in the changing room. You had a camouflage tank top underneath your clothes, don't worry.

You took off the thingy to hide your chest, when a dirty old guy covered your mouth.

You tried to scream.

He got Haruhi too.

Soon, the hosts came looking like some ninjago guys.

"We're here! Watch out!" they all said in unison.

The geezer practically flew back to defend himself, bleeding for mercy.

"You look like your the new power rangers." you stated bluntly.

Basically, the old geezer told you and the rest about his life story, but you still punched him in the jaw.

Tamaki helped the man find his daughter and blah blah blah.

(AN: Basically, its at that scene when they're staring out the window)

"How come Haruhi's flat, but your not?" Twin #2 said.

"Fuck off, perv" you said.