Um...no thanks...-OHSHC Reader Insert

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Today....-sigh-........was such a peaceful day..............not!

Today, was in fact the most unpeaceful day. The twins were SO annoying. They've been bugging Haruhi to let all of the hosts come to her house.

Honestly, today is nothing compared to tomarrow.

Time skip to tomarrow~~~~~~°•○●□■

Once you walked into the hosting room, you saw the twins fighting. Mainly throwing things at eachother.

"Damn, what got their panties in a twist?" You asked. Tamaki showed you a picture they photoshopped to make it look like Haruhi was shirtless and in fact a dude.

"Hahaha! Haruhi looks hot as a dude! Hahahaha!" You laughed. You weren't lesbian or shit, you just figured that Haruhi could possibly be transgender and that would be funny. (AN: I was thinking that if all this time to keep Haruhi hidden, she c ok uld have been transgender this entire time).

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Tamaki screamed. "I'm not fucking lesbian, ass hat." You said.

The twins are still busy fighting.

And they were fighting all day.

The next day~

Today was even worse. The twins were fighting and fighting and fighting and fighting! They seemed to never run out of objects to throw at eachother. And the worst part is they dyed their hair different colors.....

Your eye was starting to twitch. Instead of blowing a fuse, you left.

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At lunch, the twins were still arguing and hauling things over their shoulders. Honey tried to end their fighting with cake, but it just made them irritated.

At the end of the day, you watch Haruhi hit them upside the head and lecture them. Blue boy was going to write Pinkie's name on some stupid curse doll. You personally thought it was funny, but in the end, they just wanted to go to Haruhi's house this entire time....

You stood by the window and just let things unfold. "Whatcha doin', (Y/N)?" Kaoru asked. Hikaru nodded.

"What's it to ya?" You asked.

"I don't know......can we come over to your house too?"

"No."

The next day~

You went to do your dreadful hosting when you walked in and noticed the twins still looked retarded. But they switched it up today.

Haruhi seemed to notice too, but you didn't care. You sat down on a couch and watched the girls come. "Tell us about your past life~!" A girl said and the others nodded in agreement.

"Okay, well....lemme see.....oh! I used to have one friend back in Utah, there were somewhat your average guys, some people liked girls, others loved girls. I had a friend who loved girls. He could get a boner just by looking at the mona lisa picture, so-" You got cut off by Kyoya.

"Not. That. Story."

The girls had red faces. "Oops....did I say something I shouldn't have?" You asked. You gave a shaggy look to the girls which they found adorable.

'Perhaps, we have a bad boy type...' Kyoya thought.

"Ok....well, here's another one. We'll call it: (Y/N)'s first crush!" You said. The girls perked up to listen and The hosts were secretly listening, hoping to gather in tell on your personality.

"So one day, when (Y/N) was about....12 years old or so, he came across a friend in middle school. I can't remember her name, so we'll call her  Reia, ok?" You asked. The girls nodded their heads.

"So she was......ugly."

The girls were confused.

"That's what the kids called her, anyway, she usually did things alone and was very lonely. So I became her friend." You stated.

"Oh, so sweet!!!" A girl swooned. Soon, a group of girls gathered to listen, so did the hosts. "He has a soft side!!" Another girl dreamed. Other girls had big hearts in their eyes.

"So we ate lunch together and hung out, and then I ended up having a crush. The end!" You stated happily.

"Awwwww!!!" Girls cried, upset to have the story ended.

"Sorry, my time to go home." You said.

Girls started to follow you, so you pulled out your black hoodie and your long board.

"Fuck this shit, I'm out~!" You sang and left.

"Do you think the story was true?" Honey asked.

"That puts her as......the two sided type...." Kyoya grinned at his work.

"What's that mean?" Haruhi asked.

"AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! *Powerful motor*"

"Well, Renge?"

"It means he has like two sides, a bad ass, and a sweet. Girls are crazy for it!!" Renge happily stated.

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Hey, sorry for not updating sooner than I thought I would, but hey, now (M/N) won't bother you anymore!!