Jin: *from downstairs* KOOKIE! ~ Only you is left! ~ Breakfast is ready! We're waiting for you!
Jungkook: *talks with the toothbrush and dirty watuh mixed with toothpaste all that shit in his mouth* COHING! ALHOST GHONE! ~
Hoseok: Pfft! Why does he sound like he's sucking on a-
Jin: ...
Hoseok: ...
Jin: ...
Hoseok: U-uh he's sucking on his thumb? ~ *forces a smile*
Jin: *flips hair* that's what I thought bish!
Hoseok: *sighs in relief* ... *whispers* that was a close one...
Taehyung: *whispers back* what was gonna be a close one is that I almost spat when you were going to say it...
Hoseok: *giggles* dude and what's so bad about spitting?
Taehyung: Not okay when it's not my mouth that does it...
Hoseok: ?!
Taehyung: *looks down at his... ahem... y'all dirty minds know what I mean already!*
Hoseok: *follows Tae's eyes*... *looks down*... *looks up again shook then blank*...
Jungkook: *joins his fam at the table* morning y'all! ~
Hoseok: Yo! Whassup? ~
Jungkook: Ey! ~ What's good? ~
Jimin: What's popping man! ~
Jungkook: Yo! ~
Taehyung: Turn up man! ~
Jungkook: My homie! ~
Jin: ...
The kids all together: Yo man! What's good man! ~ Ey yo! ~ Yeah man! ~ 3 dollah man! ~ Drop the beet (kkk will someone notice it?) man! ~
Jin: *not proud at all*
Jungkook: HELL YEAH MAN! ~ ... shit... *gasps* Oops!
Jin: *leans back on the chair, crosses arms, looks at Namjoon* look.what.you.did.BISH!
Namjoon: *mentally*
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Uhm, don't worry?
Jin: *sassy* so?!
Namjoon: Uh I... *cool* I got this!
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Bangtan Family 2 (COMPLETE)
FanfictionHellooo everyone this is a sequel to the funny book I wrote before; 'If BTS was a family'. For the characters of the story, well they're still the same: Yoongi oppa as the grandpa (Jin's dad), Jin oppa as the eomma, Rapmon oppa as the appa, and the...
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